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[nny]

I am very very serious about this: I need someone to come and do a food shop for me. I keep going to co-op and I keep coming back and I keep spending money but still there is no food apart from some tuna, some sweetcorn and some hilariously tiny bread. (Hilariously. I keep losing it in the toaster.) I had to steal an apple from my housemate - for which I will apologise later - because I realised I hadn't eaten fresh food in forever.

I swear, I used to be able to feed myself...

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[tacittype.livejournal.com]

www.asda.co.uk. They deliver and everything!
:p

[villainny.livejournal.com]

...that is actually a fantastic idea, since I live within walking distance of two co-ops and a tiny Tesco, none of which are in any way helpful...

[tacittype.livejournal.com]

I get my food from them, it rocks - a nice man comes to my door and gives me food!

I shouldn't mock - I'm currently eating leftover apple crumble for lunch. And, um, I'm eating quite a lot of it. But... fruit? Somewhere under all the sugar?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I had tiny toast! It was remarkably unsatisfying, actually. Oh! Also couscous with roasted vegetables earlier, but I have this not-actual-hangover which is making me crave fooooooood. Healthy stuff doesn't count.

[sumerianhaze.livejournal.com]

You've acquired bloke-shopping "ability". Nothing to worry about, it's probably a virus...