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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will conquer:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Asia (except for Japan, because it turns out their "police" have heavy weapons and attack helicopters).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your title will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lady (regardless of gender)</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will succeed by:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Terrorism (assaulting the world with Olsen Twins movies).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Enforcers will be:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Ninjas (they flip out and kill people).</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your first act as ruler:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Have your Home Town wiped from the face of the Earth.</td>