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[nny]

Dear Landlord-type,

When I tell you that the toaster exploded in a shower of sparks, please take me seriously. Getting your wife to poke it and say that she has tried it and it works fine and it was probably a small fault does not cut it. Because then when, against my better judgement, I trust you, guess what? IT EXPLODES! AND SHORTS THE FUSES!

If I die? It's so your fault.

No love at all,

singed!Nny

Comments

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

Dear Nny, No dying!

(Jon Walker uses his serious business face to reinforce this message)

[naye]

Stupid landlord! No exploding Nny! *frets*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*will, in fact, do whatever JWalk says*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*hides behind you*

[winkingstar.livejournal.com]

*clings* Plz stay away from 'splodey toasters.

Stupid landlords suck. D: At least you're leaving soonish!