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[nny]

There is a note from the landlord by the toaster. The one that's exploded and shorted the fuses twice. It says "Toaster seems OK. Try it and get back to me."

NO. NO I WILL NOT.

I'm starting to think he's a hired killer, contracted to take me out.

Possibly it is revenge for all the tea stains on the walls.

Comments

[naye]

...you obviously need to rig up a toaster remote so that you can be a safe distance away when you try it!