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Last night's thoughts, directly before bed:

Seriously, it's been the longest time since Ryan's-friend-Spencer has been dressed in shining armor in his head. Okay, sometimes there are still unicorns, but unicorns pretty much show up in all his fantasies sooner or later, even when he's just thinking about Cheetos.

My brain is totally running on snack food themes, lately. I came up with two separate SG:A snack-food-related stories yesterday, too. I suspect it's a way of coping with the amount of pain that eating anything prompts. I ought to be out applying for jobs and looking into benefits and begging the bank to screw me over in exchange for cash, but frankly it's about all I can do to get to the bathroom. So, y'know, Big Bang recs, links to amusing websites and anything amusing yet unrelated to food, totally welcome.

(Oh my god I so badly want flumps right now.)