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[nny]

So I was reading this story and everything was sweet and fine and getting kinda heated and then suddenly...

"...their cocks pushed together between their chests."








D:

OW!

Comments

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

...how....?

....physically....?

....what...?

::so confused::

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*helpless*

I don't knooooooow!

It hurts my brain, and parts of my anatomy that don't even exist. IT HURTS MY IMAGINARY PENIS!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Should I be impressed? Horrified? Disbelieving and skeptical? *tries so hard to decide*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I'm just sitting here with legs firmly crossed, wincing at the thought. XD

[last-archangel.livejournal.com]

Argh, attack of the badfic!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

It was so acceptable up until that point.

[vaginasaurus.livejournal.com]

...attack of the giant peens? D:

[villainny.livejournal.com]

DO NOT WANT!

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Those are some long cocks!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Seriously, it cannot be comfortable.

[shati.livejournal.com]

What a silly cock-up!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*serenades you*

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

*tries to imagine*

*really, really can't*

Somebody needs an anatomy lesson *sigh*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

yes plz, 'cos. OW. OW OW OW.

[jumperkid.livejournal.com]

...If that is so, how did their penises fit in their pants? That's like a third leg!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Especially considering these were bandom boys, and there is no room for giant peens in their tiny tiny jeans!

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

...How? *sputters*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I don't knooooooooow! The idea is hurting my uterus!

[tropes.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

Hee, I read that! It was such an awesome fic... except for that one line.

(To be fair though, Ryan's monstercock probably *could* reach that high!)