Best chat up line ever?

[nny]

villainny: I'm just not attractive to mosquitos.
lunar_echo: Surely that should be the other way around?
villainny: No, not attracted. Attractive.
villainny: *ponders*
villainny: Oh baby. Hit me with your protuberances.

Comments

[florahart]

Trade ya.

Generally speaking? If there are mosquitos, by the time one other person in the group notices a bite, I will have about thirty.

This is one of many, many reasons I am non-outdoorsy.

[winkingstar.livejournal.com]

You made my mosquito bites all itchy again! And they were doing so well today. D:

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

I didn't used to be attractive to the little buggers. Either puberty or moving across the country changed that, though; now my ankles have a loyal if short-lived following whenever they step outside.

Sigh.