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Oct. 14th, 2008 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyWe don't kill bugs in this house. We're all hippy and organic and vegetarian and recycled, and we tend to chase crane flies out of the door, upend bins on top of spiders and slide them towards the garden, tolerate the occasional fly without doing more than yelling at it to GET THE HELL OUT, ALREADY!
The exception - since there must always be an exception - is mosquitos. Mosquitos are destroyed with extreme prejudice, when I can be bothered (I have two in my room right now, but they're all the way over there). I've got to the point where I can now eliminate them with a snapped tea towel. I'm like a frickin' ninja.
*ninjes about ninjily*
I'm so tempted to see if this works on the neighbours upstairs. Apparently the guy who lived in our flat last year had a gun with which he took pot-shots at pigeons. I reckon that's just what he told the guys upstairs he was aiming at because he kept missing them.
The exception - since there must always be an exception - is mosquitos. Mosquitos are destroyed with extreme prejudice, when I can be bothered (I have two in my room right now, but they're all the way over there). I've got to the point where I can now eliminate them with a snapped tea towel. I'm like a frickin' ninja.
*ninjes about ninjily*
I'm so tempted to see if this works on the neighbours upstairs. Apparently the guy who lived in our flat last year had a gun with which he took pot-shots at pigeons. I reckon that's just what he told the guys upstairs he was aiming at because he kept missing them.
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Date: 2008-10-16 10:14 pm (UTC)*raised fist of solidarity*