My evening, in brief

[nny]

Smaller: "I am never doing an impression of sperm with flip-flops again!"

Comments

[florahart]

My brain may have exploded trying to simultaneously parse the possible meanings of this sentence.

--An imitation/demonstration of sperm, performed while wearing flip-flops
--An imitation/demonstration of sperm, done by using slip-flops to represent sperm
--An imitation/demonstration, of [sperm with flip-flops] (very tiny flip-flops...)
--An impression, created by using flip-flops, to, what, press the sperm into the medium that will hold the impression?
--Several of the above (impression in which sperm, which are wearing flip-flops, are pressed into whatever medium; impression in which flip-flops are pressed into medium to represent sperm...)