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[nny]

Dear Christina Ricci,

Yes, you are beautiful. Please eat a sandwich.

Love and chooooooocolate,

Nny

[cc: almost the entirety of female famousness.]

Comments

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

SECONDED, PLEASE.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Here, Chrissy, have my dinner.

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

:D It's like those parental guilt trips -- "eat that, there are starving children supermodels in Africa Hollywood who don't have anything at all!"

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

OMG, what is the matter with that girl? She used to look like a normal woman. Now you can count her ribs. Geez.

[midnight-violet.livejournal.com]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2008/oct/21/climatechange?picture=338665894

its completely irrelevant but i had to share the penguins.

and yes, sandwich. Also: i have a gneil signing in a week! the only signing i have ever been to before involved about 10 people, you have been before....how do these things work? tips for not going meep?

[shaenie.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I want to hold her down and force-feed her donuts.

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I know just the thing -- the store I go to sells these chocolate doughnuts that have THIRTEEN GRAMS of fat PER doughnut, they'd be perfect!

I'll go buy a dozen boxes, you take this rope and go grab her off the photoshoot location.

[shaenie.livejournal.com]

I'm with you. Let's get to it. BREAK! *high five*

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

seconded.

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

Did someone hit her in the back of the head before the camera went off? She looks, uh, dazed. The walloped-with-a-board sort of dazed.

Also, yes, the board would have outmassed her, even if it was a two-by-four.