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semi-adopted kitty is now getting faintly obsessive and scary, meowing outside at all hours and demanding entrance, to the point where he just managed to pull my window open from the outside and crawl in so he could come plaster himself all over Smaller. I swear, she's going to come home one day to find a worryingly freshly dug patch in the garden and a small cat pretending to be her housemate.

O.O

Do not want to dead of cat! Which means I'm going to have to hoover, actually, because it's getting a little harder to breathe now he's been shedding aggressively in here.

God, I'm knackered. I actually feel kinda physically sick with it. :/ It's getting more and more difficult not to kill my pupils...

Date: 2008-11-17 07:18 pm (UTC)
ext_1720: two kittens with a heart between them (Default)
From: [identity profile] ladycat777.livejournal.com
That is... disturbingly cute :)

*cuddles you*

Date: 2008-11-17 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
It's cute until he's scraping at the glass and demanding to be let in in a worryingly Evil Dead kinda way...

*meeps quietly, clings*

Date: 2008-11-17 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apiphile.livejournal.com
Oh Kneebags. Only you would be lame enough to be scared of a domestic cat.

Date: 2008-11-17 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
ALSO SMALLER!

Dude. Seriously. YOU ARE NOT HERE. YOU DO NOT KNOW. IT'S LIKE THE FUCKING VELOCIRAPTORS IN THE KITCHEN!!

Date: 2008-11-17 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apiphile.livejournal.com
It's. A. Cat. Until it starts dragging the carcasses of children into your house I refuse to be anything but deeply amused by your lameitude.

Date: 2008-11-17 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
I refuse to be disembowelled because I was lacking in wary. Also I refuse to be sacrificed because my flatmate strokes better than I do.

Date: 2008-11-17 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apiphile.livejournal.com
Learn to stroke well, my friend. And quickly.

Date: 2008-11-17 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soupytwist.livejournal.com
Possibly keeping a store of kitty treats for bri9bery purposes, so that in the last resort Samller will get eaten first? XD

Date: 2008-11-18 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kenovay.livejournal.com
The cat wants to kill you.

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