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The spider in the bathroom is called Gerard, because when I first saw him he was all spindly and faintly ethereal, with an understated air of 'I will drop on your face and suck your brains out through your nose.' He has since changed into SUPER GERARD, all big and black and apparently lethal - he seems to have eaten the other three spiders that were hanging out in the bathroom, which is kind of sad because they were called Frankie and Baby Gee. The third one was called Legs, 'cos by the time I saw him, that was all that was left.

O.O

Someone came 'round to assess us for Council Tax yesterday, and I found out that I am sharing 1x1.56 metres of bathroom with Gerard. THAT IS SMALL, RIGHT? IT'S NOT JUST ME?

Possibly I should start catching flies and offering them in tribute, 'cos soon that room's not big enough for the both of us (dur nur nur nur) and it ain't me that's gonna live...

Comments

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

...you should maybe keep a baseball bat handy, just in case.

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

The third one was called Legs, 'cos by the time I saw him, that was all that was left.

*cowers in fear*

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

Oh noes, Gerard ate Frankie? :(

[winkingstar.livejournal.com]

There's giant centipede things in my place. They are apparently "good" in that they eat other bugs, but they freak the hell out of me.

*cowers with you* D: