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[nny]

I wonder if I can hire a personal trainer for writing. Someone who will blow an air horn at me at six o'clock in the morning and yell adjectives at me and give me brain massages. Someone who will pelt me with pens until I can keep writing through it without even thinking. Someone who will feed me alphabet soup, whatever that is, and endless cups of tea.

Also, I want a pony. And a plastic rocket.

(You live on a spaceship, dear.)

Comments

[last-archangel.livejournal.com]

Brilliant idea. I could use one of those as well!

[florahart]

Okay, I read that as pelt me with penis, which is something else entirely, but also, I want the job of hurling adjectives. Just, you know, an excuse to sit around randomly going "obstreperous! overweening! soporific! calcified!"

[midnight-violet.livejournal.com]

NEWT!

[jumperkid.livejournal.com]

*throws wrenches* IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH YOU CAN DODGE A BALL!!

Oh, wait. That's something else. sorry.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

How about a robot Pony (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=gHK7XLBhsdM)?