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[nny]

Man, hormones are just an epicness of not fun. I mean, I recognise that it is hormones, thereby circumnavigating potential problems, but I swear to godlike shapes in the clouds that this has been the longest period ever. All of which has been spent with my brain telling me DEATH! SMELLS LIKE FRESH BREAD AND APPLE CRUMBLE AND GOOD THINGS! We have funteims! *OMG BIG GRINNY THUMBS UP* And then my spleen pipes up, all 'come now, death is kind of extreme, no?' and brain argues back WE ACHIEVE NOTHING TODAY. DEATH! And my spleen - who is on my side - asserts that the upstairs neighbours are likewise lack of achievey and significantly more annoying, and yet we are willing to let them live, no? And my brain isn't listening because it's playing with my lower intestines and trying to make me throw up. Meanwhile I - as said - achieve nothing and feel like crap, want to sleep all the time but am thwarted by the significant number of upstairs parties. Also, I am dirigible-bloated and ought to be harnessed and flown against a giant robot over Victorian London. LASSOS! So I'm mostly playing the Sims and watching due South, not going out in the fresh air enough and missing the sun.

As soon as my blood's stopped falling out I shall be passably normal again, I promise. ¬_¬

Comments

[shaenie.livejournal.com]

Everything is 10x worse when I'm on my period. I totally emphasize, except you managed to at least be kind of funny when describing it, and all I can ever manage is BLARGH I HATE EVERYTHING.

*cuddles*

[shaenie.livejournal.com]

omg, that totally should have been empathize. *headdesk*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*cuddles back, dirigible-like*

Oh believe me, I'm definitely in BLARGH HATE mode, especially since the upstairs neighbours keep partying 'til 3/4 without telling us first. I just have concomitant self esteem issues which means I feel bad for hating everything and turn it inwards. :D?

Also, I totally read it as empathize and never woulda noticed if you'd not pointed it out. MY BRAIN IS TEH FUNCTIONTASTIC TODAY! XD

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

WE ACHIEVE NOTHING TODAY. DEATH!

It seems your brain and my brain went to debate camp together.

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

So much sympathy. I'm currently on a 2 weekly hormone rollercoaster and it's just... GAH.

Sounds like everything's ganging up on you at once - hope things improve soon :S

[florahart]

I am pretty sure I am going to be stuck on the 23-day cycle (this is not 23 days of bleeding. 23 from start to start) until forever. Do. Not. Want. This is bleeding SIXTEEN TIME A YEAR. It isn't like the bleeding diminished. Just got more often. FAIL.

I mean, seriously, I find myself thinking, you know, I could just go pick up some guy in a bar and get pregnant again, because at least I would have a year off from this shit (clearly this is not a ratinal solution, and it's one I have no intention of employing, not least because oh hi, 1 year off from that; many years of expense and drama and trouble, but just, kasdfkhjadsf).

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

You've convinced me to finally make that appointment with the uni's health clinic about Removing The Monthly Menace. I've been putting it off for... two years?... because, honestly, I'm happier pretending I don't have girlbits. But between my last period being "OH HAI, ONE A.M. IZ GOOD TIEM YAH?" with side-servings of "cramps all day", and this post making me realise that I still didn't have too bad a time, well. It is time to suck it up and see what Modern Science can do for me. Even if it involves a speculum. *shudder*

(Why yes, I am 26 and have never seen a speculum in person. I told you I hate having girlbits.)