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[nny]

A man in Australia has suffered scratched buttocks and shredded underpants wrestling a kangaroo out of his house.

Thank you, BBC news.

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[aesc.livejournal.com]

That puts so many issues in perspective for me.

"Yes, my department head is currently contributing to my stomach-wide ulcer, but at least my butt and underwear did not get clawed to ribbons by a kangaroo."

(PS, new drabble prompts :>)

[ashen_key]

*ruefully* Yep, the 2m roo jumped through the window and onto the bed where the man was with his wife and nine-year-old daughter. Lucky the thing didn't kill him, really.





And for the record, I've been telling people that roos are evil for years. But did anyone believe me? ooooh, no.

[maggiebloome.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least he didn't get his dick bitten off by a raccoon.