villainny: I get the impression that my lack of success with sex with boys is because I'm not so secretly a massive lesbanian.
Smaller: What is it that puts you off 'em?
villainny: ...mostly their penises?
*giggling helplessly*
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Smaller: But surely... women with props is not that much different from boys, really?
villainny: Yeah, but there are... boys.
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Date: 2009-05-24 09:14 pm (UTC)*loves you*
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Date: 2009-05-26 05:52 am (UTC)Oddly, that is almost exactly how I feel about women. I like them as people, but sexually? The idea of breasts makes me cringe. Nonono. I really think I'd be okay with women if they came with a no-boobs option.
Well, as "okay" and "sexual" as asexual little me will ever be, anyway. Which means "applies only to fictional people." :D