So. Tired.

[nny]

Dear upstairs neighbour,

you fail miserably at the qualification Decent Human Being. Although my powers do not extend to removal of your license to exist, I hope you will understand when I say that I hope your sexual organs cease to function, you lose your voice inexplicably and completely, and the woman whose handbag you allegedly peed in finds you and beats the crap out of you. I pity Canada for your impending presence, and fervently hope that bears are attracted by eau de stupid.

Yours, etc.

Nny

Comments

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

the woman whose handbag you allegedly peed in

What is it with my flist's neighbors today? Somebody else is finding used diapers in her hallway. D:

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Don't send them to Canada!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I'm not sending him! He's going! He wants to go into the wilderness and catch fish and wrestle bears, which is pretty much his own words.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess I'm less likely to do that, being a citified type...

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I hope they fucking eat him.

[mashimero.livejournal.com]

the woman whose handbag you allegedly peed in

The mind, it boggles.