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What. The. Shit.

ETA: From the website:

Welcome to Miss Bimbo. Enter the exciting world of the first ever, virtual fashion g-com!
Become the most famous, beautiful, talented, independent and charming bimbo across the globe!

* Find your own cool place to live.
* Find a fun challenging job to pay for your needs - all the clothes an independent Bimbo could possibly want a nice pad and nights out with friends.
* Shop for the latest fashions and become the trendsetting bimbo in town!
* Become a socialite and skyrocket to the top of fame and popularity.
* Date that famous handsome man you've had your eye on and show the Bimbo world the social starlet you are!
* Challenge other bimbos and see whose bimbo is most popular - as voted by other players!
* Do all you can to make it to the top of Bimbo world!
* Tackle your 130 tasks as quick as possible to become the rising star bimbo!!

Are you ready to become Queen of the Bimbos!?!

I actually feel sick.

ETA 2: Bimbo HQ is in London, UK the home of the first recorded bimbo, Queen Victoria. Rumour has it she used to attend secret bimbo meetings somwhere deep down underneath Buckingham Palace where she would draw upon the strength of her bimbo inner circle to make important strategic decisions on how to run her country.

I'm emailing a rant at them. It'll do no good but it'll make me feel better. Fucking hell.

ETA 3: the boys version. There are no words.

ETA 4: Contact details. In case you're as pissed off as me. ;)