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[nny]

What. The. Shit.

ETA: From the website:

Welcome to Miss Bimbo. Enter the exciting world of the first ever, virtual fashion g-com!
Become the most famous, beautiful, talented, independent and charming bimbo across the globe!

* Find your own cool place to live.
* Find a fun challenging job to pay for your needs - all the clothes an independent Bimbo could possibly want a nice pad and nights out with friends.
* Shop for the latest fashions and become the trendsetting bimbo in town!
* Become a socialite and skyrocket to the top of fame and popularity.
* Date that famous handsome man you've had your eye on and show the Bimbo world the social starlet you are!
* Challenge other bimbos and see whose bimbo is most popular - as voted by other players!
* Do all you can to make it to the top of Bimbo world!
* Tackle your 130 tasks as quick as possible to become the rising star bimbo!!

Are you ready to become Queen of the Bimbos!?!

I actually feel sick.

ETA 2: Bimbo HQ is in London, UK the home of the first recorded bimbo, Queen Victoria. Rumour has it she used to attend secret bimbo meetings somwhere deep down underneath Buckingham Palace where she would draw upon the strength of her bimbo inner circle to make important strategic decisions on how to run her country.

I'm emailing a rant at them. It'll do no good but it'll make me feel better. Fucking hell.

ETA 3: the boys version. There are no words.

ETA 4: Contact details. In case you're as pissed off as me. ;)

Comments

[requiem2adream.livejournal.com]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

That is quite possibly one of the most offensive websites I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.

[ladyflowdi.livejournal.com]

What in the sweet hell. Just the image we want to send to young girls. Dress your bimbo.

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

I refuse to click the link. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Same here. This has to be a hoax or something.

[innocentsmith.livejournal.com]

Could The Onion have decided to make a dollmaker? 'Cause that's the only thing that makes sense to me.

[minkhollow]

I'm... mildly astounded that they're encouraging the characters to get jobs at all. That requires more intelligence than is usually associated with the word 'bimbo.'
Seriously, WTF MATE.

[pennyplainknits.livejournal.com]

What the everloving fuck?

SERIOUSLY!

The boy's one is if anything worse.

I'm right there with you on feeling sick.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Oh, GROSS. Kill them all. All of them. Dead.

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

I... have no words. The fuck?

[innocentsmith.livejournal.com]

I'm not even enraged yet. My brain is stuck in "boggle," especially w/r/t what the hell they thought they were talking about with Queen Victoria.

o.O

O.O

o.O

[chandri.livejournal.com]

It. The list. Clothes, an apartment, and nights out. Because how could you possibly want for more. Might as well mention a big-screen TV, a car no older than three years, and the annual vacation to Mexico or Las Vegas. IT'S EVERY CYNICAL HYPERBOLIC OBSERVATION I EVER MADE ABOUT MY OFFICE-CLASS CO-WORKERS AND THEY THINK IT'S ALL TRUE.

WHAT. O.O