In which DiNozzo strokes McGee in public...

[nny]

GIBBS: DiNozzo.

DINOZZO: Hey boss.

GIBBS: Why are you touching his face?

DINOZZO: Dunno. It feels good, though. Like a bunny rabbit.

Comments

in which Gibbs is BEGGING them to come out

[catwalksalone]

McGee: Uh, I'm just working on my best psycho face here.

Tony: It's not bad, Probie. Just need to work a little bit more with the eyebrow. See what I'm saying? (helps him perfect his face) See how that reads? See that?

McGee: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Tony: That's what you want.

Gibbs: (entering) Would you two like some time alone together?

McGee: Uh, no, boss.We were just.....

Re: in which Gibbs is BEGGING them to come out

[villainny.livejournal.com]

McGee: I like boys too!
Gibbs: (entering) Don't ask, don't tell, McGee.

And not to forget Boxed In

[catwalksalone]

...where McGee is CLEANING Tony's face despite him having one perfectly good working arm.

TONY: You missed a little spot by my left ear there. I’d do it myself, but my wound here prevents it.

MCGEE: Yeah, wound. It’s a two inch scratch.

TONY: I was grazed by a bullet. Another six inches to the left and bam! No more DiNozzo. Under the chin, too.

*giggles helplessly*

SRSLY WOT?!

[tacittype.livejournal.com]

Wait, WHAT?!

DO NOT MAKE ME WATCH THIS SHOW, NNY. *stern*

Re: SRSLY WOT?!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

YOU CANNOT RESIST THEM. They are, like, Sheppard and McKay to the power of GAY.

Re: SRSLY WOT?!

[tacittype.livejournal.com]

/o\

*downloads*

FINE.

Re: SRSLY WOT?!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahha OMG! This is genius. I am trying to pimp people into this fandom 'cos A) THEY SO GAY HOLY CRAP and B) IT IS STILL GOING \o/

Re: SRSLY WOT?!

[catwalksalone]

Tony: Let technology show you the truth.

McGee: My eyes are not closed. I was blinking.

Tony: Oh. Oh is that what you're doing? Let's let the people decide.

McGee: You're not gonna post that on YouTube.

Tony: Might.

McGee: You give me that thing or I'm gonna...

(The two of them scuffle, [AND ARE WRAPPED ROUND EACH OTHER] as McGee tries to get the phone from Tony)

Therapist: Hey, hey, hey. You two have deeper issues then we discussed on the phone.

Tony: On the phone?

Therapist: Aren't you the couple who called about marriage counseling?

McGee: Couple? Us? No, no, we.....

Tony: It's all right.Timmy, Timmy ---- we're in a safe place. We can be ourselves here.

(McGee [FINALLY] pushes himself away from Tony)

Tony: We just got back from Vermont.It's pretty this time of year.

McGee: (pulls out badge) NCIS. Special Agents McGee and DiNozzo.

Tony: *Very* special agents.

Re: SRSLY WOT?!

[tacittype.livejournal.com]

O_o

...!

[ariadne83]

... I think it would be quite plausible that no-one would notice, if they did start sleeping together.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I NO RITE.

XD

I'm with catwalksalone's theory; they didn't give McGee a couch 'cos they were afraid he and DiNozzo would make out on it.

[ariadne83]

ONE TIME! It only happened one time, and they thought no-one had been assigned to that office yet.

[klatubarada.livejournal.com]

I stopped at season 5 but think its time to pick up where i left off! :D

Dinozzo/Mcgee making a WHOLE lotta sense right now :D

*demands more fic!*