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Okay, so the beginning with the polygraph and all, that's just so far beyond words on the flailworthy scale, and I've done my flailing (and I'll do it again) so we'll skip over that part. Unrelated thought - is precedence automatic, or do Tim and Tony have tiny slapfights over shotgun, carefully timed so Gibbs doesn't eyebrow at them?

Oooh, Tony's getting smoother and slightly less obnoxious (thus far into the scene, anyway)! My brain, which is wrapped in Tim/Tony like a frilly cobweb, insists this is because he's getting sex elsewhere and doesn't have to try so hard with the ladies. ;) Who's the Metro cop? Very familiar. It's possible I watch too much TV, of course.

I can't help but see Tim and Tony's banter as flirting, seriously. There's no bite to it, no real competition there, just sniping and tiny grins. It's so adorable, I love their dynamic; and I'm kind of amused that there's not really been any Tony/Ziva interaction, not even a longing glance. I guess that's the unintended benefit of heterosexism, that it's not felt that they need to try so hard, since it's inevitable and all (for they are of opposite genders, and what more does a relationship need?) Unless they have decided to leave it at the subtext level for the longer term, in which case \o/!!! I'm happy to 'ship Ziva and Gibbs some more.

Heeeee Tony hurdling picnicking couples, that's awesome!

OMG the 'you're not listening to me!' in unison! Tim and Abby are so adorable together, I want them to be bestest friends and have sleepovers and paint each others' nails, and I can SO SEE THAT HAPPENING! Except Tim would have to pry Abby off the first person shooters long enough to girl talk, towing the chair away determinedly as she whined and her feet dragged along the floor. XD

Ooh, fraternisation sidelong glance, I see. This is the Tony/Ziva? I'm just. I'M NOT SEEING THE CHEMISTRY, I'M SORRY. There was, until she kissed him last ep, and now I just can't see it at all! It's more like she's his beard!

Lieutenant lady is pretty. I will take a moment to revel in shallow attraction. NOM. Okay, done. I LOVE that they have names for Gibbs' interrogation techniques, that's awesome! Tony has secretly made Top Trumps cards for them, too. Tim insists that he is not allowed to win just by writing GIBBS!!! on a piece of paper and using it indiscriminately.

HAHAHAHAHA OMG TONY'S INTENT PUN FACE. That is both incredibly sad and so cute. *facepalms at him lovingly*

skj;aflkdsjf Okay, so, this would imply that shared food is occasionally undertaken. Also, Tony knows Tim's food preferences. From all their DATES. Which are CANON. I love this show. Heeee oh man, I love these two. My face is aching from little steadily-bitter-Timmy and the smile he inspires. XD

Polygraph lady is scary. Does she have a thing for McGee? Because that would be brilliant. Also, am ever so slightly distracted by the hotness of Ziva. Not that that's particularly noteworthy. :D

sakljf;aslkfj TIM. TIM YOU ARE SO HOT.

Sorry. Had a moment.

HEE I LOVE TONY AND HIS STUPID PLANS AND TIM'S CONSIDERING FACE. I just. I want to know what Tony could convince him into. I want fic about it, okay.

"I like it. How do we prove it?" Tony looks directly at Tim, without a moment's doubt. Tim says "Boss, I got an idea," and Tony looks smug and fond and proud and nods a little. Yup. That's his boy. ♥♥♥

Embarrassingly loud snort at Tony looking through the wrong end of the binoculars. Oh, Michael Weatherly, how so charming?

UM. UM, THAT WAS A GRATUITOUS TIMMY-TIGHTPANTS ASS-CHECKING-OUT SHOT FOR TONY. IT WAS, OKAY. THAT WAS MORE ASS-CHECKING-OUT THAN WHEN THERE WAS A LADY. *rewinds* Just - you guys stay there a second, okay, I'm gonna watch this one a few more times.

Man, I love it when it's clearly just Michael muttering randomly and they decide to keep it. XD WTF upside-down manatee? I CANNOT THINK WHAT HE MIGHT BE CONTEMPLATING. I mean. Ahem.

I CANNOT ARTICULATE THE HILARITY OF THE DOG SCENE OMG THE SHRIEKING AND FLAILING AND DODGING AND HEEEEEEEEEEEE OMG I LOVE THEM SO.

SOMEONE WRITE THEM IN A JAIL CELL TOGETHER? PLEASE?

kl;szdjf;laskjf;alskjdfl;askdjgl;askjgl;sdkgjl;asdkgj OKAY LOOK I'M SORRY ABOUT THE CAPSLOCK BUT HESITATION FTFW, OKAY. SO MUCH CAN BE READ INTO THAT 'COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP' PAUSE. ALSO TIM BACK! FLASH OF BACK! I'M! SO MANY! EXCLAMATION MARKS!

No Tony, he's not your friend. He's your significant-pause. >:D

oooh Ziva should wear purple more often. And her anxious shuffling as she waits for Gibbs to sign is adorable. AND YES, I AM STILL SHIPPING THEM.

In conclusion, omg I suck at recaps. Or, like, sensical reactions. But I frickin' love this show.