nny | Oh heck!

Put your media player (iTunes, winAMP, WMP, whatever) on repeat, ask your question and skip to the next song. Quote the most appropriate lyrics as an answer to your question. Lather, rinse, repeat.

1. How does the world see me? Black Star - Radiohead

The troubled words of a troubled mind I try to understand what is eating you

2. Will I have a happy life? Bridges and Balloons - Joanna Newsom

We sailed away on a winter's day
With fate as malleable as clay

3. What do my friends really think of me? I love you but... - The Research

I'm blind to my own faults
(Not as a bat, no) more like love, so

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Soundcheck of love - James Kochalka

Check one, check two, I love you
Hey is this thing on, where has our love gone?

5. How can I make myself happy? Honeysuckle Rose - Mildred Bailey

When I'm takin' sips
From your tasty lips
Seems the honey fairly drips
You're confection
Goodness knows
Honeysuckle rose

6. What should I do with my life? Skullcrusher Mountain - Jonathan Coulton

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

7. Why is life so full of pain? Waiting for a dream - Rufus Wainwright

Waiting for the present to pass
Waiting for a dream to last

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends - Fall out boy

You are a getaway car, a rush of blood to the head
But me, I'm just the covers on top of your bed
You steer away in a rear view mirror, you make my head swim
I keep you warm and won't ask you where you've been

9. Will I ever have children? The beginning is the end is the beginning - Smashing Pumpkins

Delivered from the blast
The last of a line of lasts
The pale princess of a palace cracked
And now the kingdom comes

10. Will I die happy? Undone (the sweater song) - Weezer

If you want to destroy my sweater. Woah woah a woah.
Hold this thread as I walk away. As I walk away!
Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked.
Lying on the floor, Lying on the floor! I've come undone.

11. What is some good advice for me? Moving forward - get cape. wear cape. fly.

And I wish that I was stronger than the people that you meet
And I wish that you were lost without me
And though the more I think about it the easier it seems
I'll be just fine so here's to moving forward

12. What is happiness? Peaches - Presidents of the United States of America

Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.

13. What is my favorite fetish? Bullet with butterfly wings - Smashing Pumpkins

Tell me I'm the only one
Tell me there's no other one

14. How will I be remembered? I don't love you - My Chemical Romance

Well, when you go
Don't ever think I'll make you try to stay
And maybe when you get back
I'll be off to find another way

When I move to Skullcrusher Mountain, you're totally all invited.