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When I am drunk, apparently, I make up *bad* limericks. But that's okay. When I am drunk, they're funny.

This, and anything in this vein I may write, is entirely [livejournal.com profile] sharp_tongue's fault.


There once was a Cardiff coal miner
Who set out to sea on a liner.
He slipped on the floor,
Fell through some woman’s door,
And landed, face first, in her handbag.

Date: 2003-11-30 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sociofemme.livejournal.com
hahahahahha!

It took me a second.

It's very funny when I'm drunk, as well! =D


*bg*

Date: 2003-11-30 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
yay for drunken-ness! I may well be disorderly later, also. And why not? It's what we students are supposed to do!

Date: 2003-11-30 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sociofemme.livejournal.com
Excedllent! Yay for disroderly behaviouer!

I suspect my spelling has deteriouratied. Whoo! *g*

Date: 2003-11-30 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
There was once a Gryffindor lass
Who liked to take it up the ass.
Harry looked at Ron,
told her "put your clothes on,
I'm afraid I'm going to pass".

Date: 2003-11-30 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sociofemme.livejournal.com
hehehehehe

wish i could turn that in as my yuletide challenge...

yay harry and ron, you impossible to write teenage boys!

Date: 2003-11-30 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharp-tongue.livejournal.com
Wot?! Blaming me for this? For shame. I'm just an innocent bystander.

Date: 2003-11-30 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iibnf.livejournal.com
Noel Coward would be so proud!

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