He says he's from 'Cornwall'.

[nny]

Shh. I think one of the guys living with me is an alien.

No. Seriously. He doesn't know what the Loony Toons are, hasn't heard of Sherlock Holmes or Death by Chocolate, and eats plums with his steak and cheesy brocolli mash. With. Not after. Also he believes that a woman's place is in the home.

Either he's an alien or he's from the past.

XD

Comments

[vinylsigns.livejournal.com]

Possibly frozen in a lake for decades and recently thawed!

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

I vote steampunk time-traveller!

[innerbrat]

This sounds like a mystery!

What is his position on hats?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

He does not have a hat, but he does seem to constantly wear a hood as if in longing for one...

[innerbrat]

alien, then.

[djcati.livejournal.com]

You should study him for science.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the lead protagonist in "Blast from the Past" who spent his formative years in a nuclear bunker.

Doesn't explain the plums, though. 0_o.

[polkadotskirt.livejournal.com]

An alien would have done some research so probably from the past and not yet caught up.

[minkhollow]

Is his name Ford Prefect?
(Or maybe he's from the FUTURE and got the wrong infodump tapes. In which case, just tell him where the bishop's bird stump is and send him on his way. Aaaaand I'm out of literary geekery.)

[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

Did he get booted out of a blue box by some fez-wearimg bloke in a blue box who was discomforted by the plum situation?

[venivincere]

*blinks* I think he must be from the past. OK, so you have to trick him into revealing his true era. Pop-quiz him. "Who is the Prime Minister! What is your date of birth! When was your mother born! When did you first get a microwave oven!" Pretty soon, he'll screw up and reveal himself for who he truly is: a time-travelling alien who's here to observe you and take your data. .\/.

[batyatoon]

How are his teeth?

If they're dreadful, he's probably from the past. If they're perfect, he's an alien.

[icedmaple.livejournal.com]

No, I think in this context 'Cornwall' is a perfectly plausible place for him to be from. There or Norfolk.

[kayloulee.livejournal.com]

People he could be:

The Doctor (probably one of the earlier regenerations); Frye from Futurama; Aang from AtLA (most unlikely); an alt-universe version of Sherlock; some strange new alien form hitherto unknown to science or science fiction.

[crotalus-atrox.livejournal.com]

My vote goes toward 'reanimated corpse.' It explains the antiquated notions and the lack-of-tastebuds.

(Hallo! *wave* Have friended you back. :D )

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I like that version! (Also hi! :D)