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Jan. 22nd, 2004 10:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnySo.
I was wondering.
What's sex like?
Genuine question- I'd really be interested in getting as many responses as possible. And I don't really care what form the responses take... small stories, train of thought, drabbles, smut... whatever the subject makes you think of.
Feel free to post anonymously. The IP whatever logging thing is off, not that I'd know how to use it anyway. =)
Indulge me. *g*
I was wondering.
What's sex like?
Genuine question- I'd really be interested in getting as many responses as possible. And I don't really care what form the responses take... small stories, train of thought, drabbles, smut... whatever the subject makes you think of.
Feel free to post anonymously. The IP whatever logging thing is off, not that I'd know how to use it anyway. =)
Indulge me. *g*
Sex?
Date: 2004-01-22 10:42 pm (UTC)There's good, there's so-and-so, there's boring, there's spectacular (haven't had that last one since forever)
First time it can be a little awkward. Simultaneous orgasms? What a crock! Will be lucky if there's one orgasm and most probably won't be yours.
Some guys finish too quickly. Some take too long. Some want to do it in uncomfortable places and I don't mean the back of a car. And if you say yes and LIKE IT and you are honest about that they have the gall to ask for it all the time. And they tell their friends. Who then come on to you because their girlfriends won't do that. Fuckers. Men are worse gossips than women!
Some guys are tiny. Some are huge. Very often cute and in every way wonderful guys are tiny and complete ASSHOLES are huge. And the assholes think that you want them to skewer you with their thing but the fact is you really don't. And the tiny guys don't get why you don't want to see them anymore. So aside from cruising the mensrooms for guys or asking for a size check on the first date, you just never know what you're going to get...
And women... Women know how your equipment works and can give mind blowing orgasms but there will be something missing (at least to me). And they want to talk all the time and there is the whole lesbian issue which can be a bit of a problem if it gets around. Or attract all sorts of male perverts who have seen way too much porn and think that you and your "girlfriend" would like to do a show for them. No, you don't and they can go to hell.
Was going to post under my name but I think I went a little overboard here. Sorry. Do try it. It's really not bad. Even the "bad" sex is better than no sex. At least I think so, I really can't remember it that well.