Count so far? Three. Yes, three. Someone's *throwing* them at me, I swear!

[nny]

villainny: I... there's a pubic hair on my keyboard. EEEEEEWWW!
copinggoggles: LMFAO
copinggoggles: ROTF
copinggoggles: *cannot breathe*
copinggoggles: *or se ethe kyebord*
villainny: EEW EEW! It's not like I'm even at home, because then there would be a chance it was mine and I could deal
villainny: But noooooo
villainny: am in a computer room
villainny: EEEW EEEW EEEWE EEEEEEEEEEW!
copinggoggles: As if it could get any worse.
copinggoggles: Public Pubic computers

Comments

[tehlils.livejournal.com]

-pets- Poor Nny! That's really gross. Like really gross. -shudders-

[anuanu.livejournal.com]

EWWWW!!

Did I tell you about the time I found jism splurted across the screen of a library computer?

NASTY.

Nasty like somebody's creamed underpants hung on my fence, nasty.

*gags at public computer filth*

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

I was an attendant in campus computer lab for three years, and I have personally called the cops on more than one wanker. We had to allow people to access porn, etc. because some academics genuinely need it for research purposes. There was one lab in a basement that had an odd layout: one of the Macs was kind of off in the corner, and that was always the jack-off seat. You'd think they'd learn.

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

*gives Nny clorox and steelwool*

My poor love!

Scrub out your brains, your hands, and the ewwy keyboard.

*huggles*