Help! I need LATIN!!!

Um... I need a spell. Therefore I need Latin. A phrase for clear (as in easily understandable) speech.

If anyone can help me out I will a) love you forever, and b) write you a drabble. =)

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I was chatting to Sam (copperbadge) yesterday. He mentioned something about angsty buttsex. Is it just me, or does that sound like a porn name?

ANGSTY McBUTTSEX in ASSPIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!!

Why I’m not interested in Out Of Character fics

( (thoughts on Remus Lupin, David Thewlis, and OMCs) )