My mum, on Jackson's masterpiece:
It was so BORING. It went on for so LONG! And then it'd finished, and it was great, and it came back to them all bouncing on the BED! I mean, was this the Special Director's Poof Ending or something?
Me: Mum, it is one of the gayest films ever. Deal with it.
Mum: Oh, I know. As soon as I saw the pretty sparkly silver shirts and the Prancing Pony...
It was so BORING. It went on for so LONG! And then it'd finished, and it was great, and it came back to them all bouncing on the BED! I mean, was this the Special Director's Poof Ending or something?
Me: Mum, it is one of the gayest films ever. Deal with it.
Mum: Oh, I know. As soon as I saw the pretty sparkly silver shirts and the Prancing Pony...