Conclusive proof that I am a bad person

To distinguish Rupert Everett from Rupert Grint, I believe I shall call them Rupertt and Rupint. And whoever came up with Thewpin? Yeah, like that. The two Alans can be Alman and Alming, and dear Harry will henceforth be known as Dancliffe.

Fahye Dielle [11:07]: Half the people I know call Daniel Radcliffe Rad Dan.
Spacedoutdaisy [11:09]: ...
Spacedoutdaisy [11:09]: Dancliffe.
Spacedoutdaisy [11:09]: :D
Fahye Dielle [11:10]: Which sounds disturbingly like Heathcliffe and draws alarming parallels between the dark angsty young men.
Spacedoutdaisy [11:10]: Harry is going to start running around Hogwarts grounds, yelling GINNY and banging his head on trees
Fahye Dielle [11:10]: That would be far superior to the fifth book at it stands, yes.

Anyone got any more? Anyone want to randomly shout rude words at me for carrying on with this *annoying* name condensing thing? Go on. I want abuse. It'll be fun. I'll start you off... BELLY!