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I'm wearing panda slippers, a dalmation dressing gown and a knitted deerstalker.

WELL FUCK ME, I'M SEXY!

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Please to be noting I should wear my hair down when I have this hat on.


I look like a BEAN!

Why I am Stupid.

I feel stupid a lot of the time.

This is because everything I know, because I know it, seems self-evident and obvious.

Everything I know then is, in my head, common knowledge. Common sense.

I therefore assume that everything that you know which I don't is something you know on top of all the knowledge you share with me.

You all know quite a lot that I don't.

So I feel stupid an awful lot.

I forget that maybe you don't know what I know.

For example, I bet you didn't know I'm still in my pyjamas and can't be arsed to get dressed.

Ha!

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So. What are the pairings that are wrong, but SO RIGHT? Pairings that just make SO MUCH DAMNED SENSE but just... nrgh.

Like, say...

Dumbledore/Willy Wonka

or

Lumiere/the Pixar lamp

or

Sinfest!God/Sinfest!Devil.





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