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It's nice here in America. They have all these brands of food that I've only ever heard about, and I'm inordinately excited by the presence of 7-11's. There are three cats here and I keep getting randomly exfoliated by Benjy's tongue, which is interesting, and (OMG) there's a pool. Everything is big and airconditioned and it's all so shiny, I feel like an idiot running around gaping at things but I ain't gonna stop - people who are too cool to enjoy things must have very sad lives, I think.

ANYWAY!

So I came up with this theory which explains the English and American general attitudes towards life, which I thought it was important to explain to you. I call it ( The Poo Theory )

In conclusion, then, if we lowered the water levels in the White House toilets by about half, George Bush would be a hell of a lot easier to deal with.




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