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WAH

I don't want to lie down because then I will probably be sick and I know that if I am sick I will probably feel better but I don't WANNA. The good of the few outweighs the good of the many when it comes to my body and its upchuck reflex.

Pitiful noises aplenty, folks. Also my stomach is singing strange songs to me.

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Last night's thoughts, directly before bed:

Seriously, it's been the longest time since Ryan's-friend-Spencer has been dressed in shining armor in his head. Okay, sometimes there are still unicorns, but unicorns pretty much show up in all his fantasies sooner or later, even when he's just thinking about Cheetos.

My brain is totally running on snack food themes, lately. I came up with two separate SG:A snack-food-related stories yesterday, too. I suspect it's a way of coping with the amount of pain that eating anything prompts. I ought to be out applying for jobs and looking into benefits and begging the bank to screw me over in exchange for cash, but frankly it's about all I can do to get to the bathroom. So, y'know, Big Bang recs, links to amusing websites and anything amusing yet unrelated to food, totally welcome.

(Oh my god I so badly want flumps right now.)

Disclaimer

I would just like to make it clear that everything I do from here on in is unamaga's fault.

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Here lies Nny, ded of sick.

Eventually I shall attempt to resurrect enough for peppermint tea, but that's a whole downstairs away. Mostly I'm waiting for people to start posting on mcsmooch, because that's exactly the sort of ridiculous squishies I am needing.

I keep thinking about Happy Feet, weirdly, and how they couldn't seem to decide quite what the moral message was there, ending up with an unfocused and ultimately pretty unsatisfactory stab at the OMG MAYBE MICHAEL JACKSON WILL BLOW AWAY! :D!!! genre of earth huggy things. Of the films that Smaller and I watched together, I'd far rather focus on Shelter, which has adorably pining surfy boys, or Princess Mononoke with the FREAKY LITTLE BUTT PEOPLE! Hunh, PM was totally all about saving the environment, too. Should've remembered to take Wall-E with me to show her, complete the thematically appropriate filmage. Did anyone else watch Fern Gully? Almost certain we got a school trip to the cinema for that one.

Lack of food totally leaves me with an inexplicable urge to bite people. Either low blood sugar makes me grumpy or I'm hungrier than I thought. Maybe I should concentrate on producing pheromones and enticing people to my bed, or something. Either that or I'll make a trail of jelly babies.