Try and put a ring on it and I'll bit your fingers off

My dreams were awesome, so now I'm really grumpy to be awake. It doesn't help that I've got that Beyonce single ladies song in my head, only I don't know the words or any of the tune past the 'All the single ladies, all the single ladies' bit, so my version goes:

All the single ladies
all the single ladies
all the single ladies
look how they dance for you
except it's not for you
because they are empowered
although it's by a pop song
so you may question the validity
me, I'm so empowered
I make you dance for me

[monkeydance breakdown]

(for 'monkeydance breakdown' read: 'inept beatboxing')

memeless

I will complete the various memes when I'm not about to crush someone's trachea with a teaspoon. I haven't been this grateful to finish a work day since the last time I was this grateful to finish a work day. Tomorrow, apparently, I have to stay until seven! Which I just found out today! And I'm not getting paid for the extra four hours work! Despite the fact that what I'm doing is getting funding for the school!

Teaspoon.

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This makes me want to cry and throw up in about equal measure

Today is a 'what is the fucking point?' day. I cannot deal with the person I am trying to be.



teaspoon

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SO today is kind of a day on which I wish I didn't exist.

Possibly hormonal?