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[nny]

If you call me Bethany you are my mum. You really shouldn't be here, mum. Toddle off and find something else to play with.
If you call me Beth you probably know me in real life, or you remember me from X-Files fanfic.
If you call me Be-Rah you are part of my superhero gang and QUIT REVEALING MY SECRET IDENTITY, YOU FOOLS!
If you call me Beverly you are old and hard of hearing. It's BETHANY.
If you call me Villainny you only know me here. Hi!
If you call me Ninny you're *saying* *it* *wrong*.
If you call me Nuhnny apparently you're Sam. Weirdo. :-P
If you call me Nny-chan you're my Lars.
If you call me Nny (that's pronounced Knee, BTW) I love you. Seriously.
If you call me Sugar you are likely to get bitten, unless I call you monkey and you're Mighty-Tom, in which case I love you, dude.
If you call me Charlie you're taking it all too seriously. Step *away* from the RPG.


I have just been to an Ann Summers party. It scared me SHITLESS. OTOH, I regret not buying a vibrator. *g*

Comments

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Wow I've been promouncing Nny right!

You should definitely have indulged. Mind you, I think own more vibrators than shoes *g*

[goseaward.livejournal.com]

Odd; I've been pronouncing it "enny." Which apparently is something you don't get much. Shall have to remember: Nny is a body part! Nny is a body part! :D haha.

I have just been to an Ann Summers party. It scared me SHITLESS. OTOH, I regret not buying a vibrator.

Hee! Just got up enough courage myself to go into the cool women- and queer-friendly sex shop in my college town. Yay for Getting Over Inhibitions! :)