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[nny]

So apparently there was a Hidden Psychological Reason why I wasn't tidying. Apparently, when my floor is entirely clear, there's nothing to trip up the zombies. And when I just reached out to snag the last piece of crap from under my bed I was completely convinced that a hand was gonna grab my wrist and drag me under.

D:

THIS NEVER HAPPENED WHEN I WAS A NNYLET, DAMMIT. WTF?

*eyes bedroom warily*

Comments

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

It's okay honey. Apparently, there are boogymen in the basement, and if I don't run up the stairs they'll get me.

[ariadne83]

Apparently the internet will implode if the number of unread items on my Google Reader page when I close isn't either a five or a ten.

[rikkitsune.livejournal.com]

I can't look out my windows at night because I KNOW that there is a monster right there, looking back at me.

Every crack and snap I hear at night is the psycho stalker living in my roof.