nny | That crush list

The best and funniest bits are :

switchknife, on gender: "Consider me the fandom equivalent of Blaise Zabini."

Anonymous, on

copperbadge: "and his Remus makes me want to shag my computer in the hopes that he will somehow feel my thrusting through the wonders of the internet."

sociofemme: "Well. Yes. I've usually found that rum=smut.

Okay, maybe not in my WRITING, but the idea is good. ;)"

Anonymous: "I have a crush on

reallyreally.
Really."

Anonymous: "Mmm, Nny...her name is so consonant-y." *g*

florahart: "And this would be why I didn't post an answer: too many names to name names"

Anonymous: "Damn, there aren't enough guys in the fandom. I believe this is why most of us straight as an arrow types are considering a foray into the unknown."

Anonymous, on

isiscolo: "the unattainable goddess of engorged mollusks."

the_gentleman: "My girlfriend is highly amused.

*shakes booty, waggles fake breasts, runs off to do... reading. And by reading, I mean my girlfriend.*"

Anonymous: "

hackthis and

ethrosdemon because they awesomely kill everyone in their fanfics"

pookizegreat: "Mwahaha! I forsake my anonymity and prance naked around in the moonlight, declaring my love for everyone in fandom!

Or something."

and

"But I still like to think there's always an orgy at the end of the rainbow."

Anonymous, on

titanic_days: "...Or at least rephrased in a way that will not involve restraining orders and non-kinky handcuffs."

ari_o: "ourloveissonotanonymousandisalsometafictionanadhasnospaces!!!!!1!"

Anonymous, on

switchknife: "SO SO SO HOT WANT TO MOTHER THE CUTLERY'S BABIES. WE COULD HAVE LITTLE HALF HUMAN HALF KNIFE BABIES - LIKE A SPORK BUT INSTEAD A KNUMAN."

musesfool: "Eek!

destina!

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

Want to eat her brain."

applepip, as there are few boys in fandom: i am actually a big bulking boy, you know :) i like to eat steak and fish for cod and call myself 'the master' :) because that is what i am :) the master :) my feet really smell, also :) i hope you are a fan of hairy backs :)

Anonymous:

tocomfortyou. She is so goddamn intelligent and I want to hold her and squeeze her and love her and call her George. (Oh no! The president has defiled the name and therefore the saying! What a jackass!)

adolfa: "I HAVE A CRUSH ON BERTRAM WILBERFORCE WOOSTER"

themostepotente: "I truly do not give a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut who knows my crushes."

kben: "

hecatehatesthat because she has the best username of all time and because she's from Jersey. And Jersey girls are my kryptonite. You know, if kryptonite made Clark feel all silly inside."

nagisathesis: "This is my Ego, surpassing the size of Godzilla and levelling Tokyo with its MASSIVE LASER BEAM.

Note to self: Get more sleep. Bake less pie."

Anonymous: "

deadspiders. Hoo boy, If she was a man with limp wrists, a nice singing voice and a penchant for wearing tights I swear I'd...ogle her from afar like you wouldn't believe!"

gmth: "I love my whole f-list, but these are the people I'd like to have with me if I ever get stuck on a deserted island. ('Cause I could, you know, lash them together to make a raft.) :-)"

Anonymous, on

darth_artsy: "um, okay, I'm glad this is anonymous, because having a crush on a Star Wars fanart community could destroy any relationships I have on lj. It's just that geeky."

This thread: http://www.livejournal.com/users/villainny/153666.html?thread=889154#t889154

Anonymous: "Sad... losery... loser face. Yeah. That's
right."

And... that's only so far. It's still going. No, really.

And I spent *way* too long on this. *g*