nny | Lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaa

I appreciated the Sliding Doors support yesterday, thanks. It's nice to know I'm not the only sad muppet. *g* Aaw, it's an okay film. There are much worse films I could have admitted to watching/owning, trust me on this.

Tonight's fare will be much higher browed- Titus, which is all Shakespeare and shit. And the fact that Alan Cumming and Jon Rhys Meyers are in it has *nothing* to do with it.

What?

What?!

Okay, I'm shallow. I admit it. I'm shallow like a birdbath. Like a wine bottle with an indent in the bottom so you get less wine than you thought you paid for. Like those cardboard yoghurt pots with really expensive yoghurt in, where the inside is like a *foot* higher than the supports it rests on. Bastards.

... What was I talking about again?

High browed ness! Yes! I am so high browed I make a Klingon look like a neanderthal. Or something less sad. And possibly inaccurate. Did neanderthals have low brows? They did, right? Unless they were bald. 'cos then the brow goes aaaaall the way to the back of the head. Is that why bald men are considered intelligent-looking? Or is that people just being polite? Like calling grey hair distinguished as opposed to old? And... glasses make you look intelligent, 'cos if you're shorter than the glasses wearer you'll be looking *up* through their glasses (bear with me here) so their forehead looks bigger. See my logic here? I am KING!

...

I may be ill.