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[nny]

I am writing an essay.

do not DISTRACT ME! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD,do not DISTRACT ME!!!

Are you getting the subliminal message, here?

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[ashen_key]

Well, I would if I could, but I can't as the pretty dominates all and knows no competion.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

They're currently at war with Louis and Lestat for Prettiest Distraction.

Can't choose essay topic >_< Will end up doing the invented phrasing and idiomatic language of Hamlet's soliloquy, I expect.

[ashen_key]

Skazz and Andre are fighting Neo!Draco in my head, actually. I've got the fanfic sitting open on my computer.

I still have to do Creative English, only it's not really creative and is more like a relaxed essey. *makes a face* Gah, English.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm frantically finishing Mari's bday fic at the moment, then I have YOURS to do. And all the while Lestat (and Armand, for some reason) are screaming WRITE ME NOW.

Bah. Will bullshit my way through essay. Mrs Thompson loves us all anyway.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Sounds far more interesting than the lexical cohesion, use of metaphor and idiomatic language in the RULES OF SCRABBLE!

*bursts into tears*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

How the hell did you end up with a topic like that?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

God hates me. And since I am god, that's a little worrying.

It was that, or the care of vinyl, or the exam board's rules, or canal angling, or a paper about alkalis...

I hate my course.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Now now, delusions of deityity (Shakespeare invented words, watch me do the same) are hardly going to help.

Okay, yes, I would hate your course too.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Ji says I can be the god if i want. I am the god of the monkeys that are attempting to write Hamlet. *g*

And I resign from my paper. I accept the failure. Bollocks to it.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

What a wonderful attitude. Lets hope it creeps over to me by osmosis before I die of a stress-related illness.