Conclusive proof that I am a bad person

[nny]

To distinguish Rupert Everett from Rupert Grint, I believe I shall call them Rupertt and Rupint. And whoever came up with Thewpin? Yeah, like that. The two Alans can be Alman and Alming, and dear Harry will henceforth be known as Dancliffe.

Fahye Dielle [11:07]: Half the people I know call Daniel Radcliffe Rad Dan.
Spacedoutdaisy [11:09]: ...
Spacedoutdaisy [11:09]: Dancliffe.
Spacedoutdaisy [11:09]: :D
Fahye Dielle [11:10]: Which sounds disturbingly like Heathcliffe and draws alarming parallels between the dark angsty young men.
Spacedoutdaisy [11:10]: Harry is going to start running around Hogwarts grounds, yelling GINNY and banging his head on trees
Fahye Dielle [11:10]: That would be far superior to the fifth book at it stands, yes.

Anyone got any more? Anyone want to randomly shout rude words at me for carrying on with this *annoying* name condensing thing? Go on. I want abuse. It'll be fun. I'll start you off... BELLY!

Comments

[ashen_key]

Hmm...
Dancliffe = Heathcliffe
Ginny = Cathy
Ron = that utter twit that Cathy marries? Hmm. Possibly not. Try again.
Draco = that utter twit who Cath marries.
Ron = Cathy's twit brother

There we go. And then they can have little babies who can carry on the angsty tradition in 'Hogwarts: the Children'

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Don't encourage my crazy crossover bunny, damn you!

[ashen_key]

...

And...hm...who does Ron like? And it's a pity that Draco doesn't have a stupid, ditzy little sister either...*puts her tarnished halo on her head and grins*

[vimeslady.livejournal.com]

"The two Alans can be Alman and Alming"

There is only one true Alan.

Thus spaketh the obsessed.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

But, but... (http://img28.photobucket.com/albums/v84/villainny/Seymour/)

I'm not obsessed, totally...