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Last night, while babysitting, I watched A Knight's Tale.

O.O

Okay, no one warned me about the stupendous amounts of gay in this film. I would've remembered something like that.

"Hey, Nny? Watch out for the stupendous amounts of gay. You may wanna wear a hard hat."

Sound familiar? No. 'cos it didn't *happen*. I was completely unprepared for it. SO MUCH GAY. *SO* MUCH.

Apart from that? All the gay, I mean? It's a bad film. Really bad. It does what it does badly. Don't give me "mixing ancient and modern leik wo!" 'cos I will say Romeo and Juliet and probably bite you, too. It attempted to play sweet music on my heartstrings like someone attempting to play the ukulele (or however you spell that damn thing) wearing gardening gloves.

There were, however, redeeming features. These being repeatedlynaked!PaulBettany, and deliciouslyevil!RufusSewell. And since these two are my personal choices for Aziraphael and Crowley, I ended up deciding to buy the film should it ever appear for less than a fiver.

Date: 2004-07-18 06:32 pm (UTC)
ashen_key: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ashen_key
Oh! Um. Sorry?

I watch it for the gay. And Rufus Sewell. Because he does Evil with Style.

Date: 2004-07-18 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
Yes. Very Much So. Taaaaaaasty.

...

suddenlywannamakerufusicons...

Date: 2004-07-18 10:00 pm (UTC)
ashen_key: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ashen_key
Hee! You are hopeless, Nny m'dear.

But, ah, so nice, so evil...so lovely.

Date: 2004-07-18 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com
So. so. gay.

I didn't know you hadn't seen that. :-o

Not a good movie, no, but I do believe that the nekkid Paul Bettany makes up for any and all shortfallings.

Date: 2004-07-18 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmmm, teh nekkid...

Date: 2004-07-18 07:11 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] theantijoss.livejournal.com
Followed a link here from [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes.

The reason hardly anyone mentions The Gay is because it's hiding behind The Suck.

And I'm not talking about the good kind of Suck, either. *G*

Date: 2004-07-18 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
Yes. It doth suck. Verily. I spent much of the film hiding behind sofa cushions. And again, not the good kind. More like cringe-into-a-ball WAH. And then Paul Bettany would appear again, and all would be right with the world. *g*

Date: 2004-07-19 03:48 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] theantijoss.livejournal.com
Heh. It started with Heath's dreds, and it was all downhill from there. Alas for the burying of the Hawt and the Gay.

Date: 2004-07-18 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bethos.livejournal.com
It's a bad movie. But I own it and have watched more times than I'd care to admit ...

Date: 2004-07-18 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
I know that of which you speak. Trust me. There are generally redeemable factors- I own far too many films purely on the basis of sexy men. I am shallow. :D

Date: 2004-07-18 10:36 pm (UTC)
ashen_key: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ashen_key
I'm sorry, I have to say this...

OMGYOURICONISSOCUTE!!!!!SQUEEE!!!!!!*coughs*

I'm done now.

Date: 2004-07-19 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bethos.livejournal.com
It's my new favourite thing ever. XD

Date: 2004-07-20 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mary-re.livejournal.com
So, I finally stumbled back here from [livejournal.com profile] ari_o's list of self-pimped fics, and your incredibly wonderful fic Scars, and had to tell you I was friending you.
I just looked at your user info, and we have 13 friends in common. I get the feeling I have been seeing you around for a while but just hadn't gotten around to friending you yet.
Here's to rectifying the situatuion.

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