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You know that something's gone a leeeedle bit wrong in your life when the security guard at the computer room looks at you in frank astonishment and says "you're nice and early today, aren't you?" and means it and it's QUARTER TO ONE in the MORNING.

In other news...

I phoned my mum today to congratulate her on getting a new job, and she told me she'd cut an article out of the paper for me- apparently an article on so-called "slash" fanfiction, which involved people writing about... waitforit... sex between MEN! OMG LEIK WO!

Cue me, sputtering like a broken kettle, trying vainly to keep quiet.

Cue my mother, sounding highly amused. "You probably write it, don't you?"

Um... no?

LOOK! A BADGER!

*flees*

Date: 2004-07-20 06:10 pm (UTC)
ext_12491: (Jill!Icon-Seagull)
From: [identity profile] schiarire.livejournal.com
The seagull wants its job back. :O

I think the word is: ahahahahaha.

Date: 2004-07-20 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-becca.livejournal.com
Haha, what made your mom cut out that article for you?

My mom sent me a Mary Renault novel, with ancient Greek slash. I read it, enjoyed it, and did not call to discuss it.

Date: 2004-07-21 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
She knew I read fanfic- she's told her friends about it before, and, yes, they've asked for urls. *g*

Date: 2004-07-21 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-becca.livejournal.com
I could find you some links to some pretty innocuous fic if you want. Hell, I write some pretty innocuous fic. Send your mom and her friends on over! *grins*

Date: 2004-07-20 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonessasmith.livejournal.com
I want your mom. My mom sighs whenever I mention something even remotely involving gay people, and changes the subject. :(

Date: 2004-07-20 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
See, I have permission to be gay. So long as I'm not a drug addict. *g*

Date: 2004-07-20 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com
Bwah! Your mum is fab. :-D

Date: 2004-07-21 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
She *so* is. *g*

Date: 2004-07-20 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHA! Your mum is wonderful. My family all knows about my slash obsession and mocks me mercilessly, particularly my brother. Cue conversations like this, when I was writing Chidder/Teppic for Ji's christmas present:
"Hey, Rohan, can I borrow Pyramids?"
"Why?"
"*shifty look* Um... because..."
"It's not to write bad gay porn, is it? *smirk* If so I'd have to object on moral grounds."
"No? *grabs book* Kthnxbai! *runs away*"
"..."

Date: 2004-07-21 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
I er... well, I think my brother knows. I left this (http://squidge.org/~praxisters/pictures/rapt.jpg) open on my desktop once.

Oops? *g*

Date: 2004-07-21 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
Doesn't beat the time I left the porn I was writing up on the screen and my dad read it. XD
Thank GOD he already knew. It was still squicktacular and embarrassing, though.

Date: 2004-07-21 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vimeslady.livejournal.com
Okay, that wins my prize for the funniest thing I've seen today. Your mom is too cool. My mother pretty much feels homosexuality is a disease that could be overcome by healthy living, and not something that should be discussed under any circumstances. I'm hoping she doesn't live to realize that my son is about one-quarter bi and three-quarters gay.

Date: 2004-07-21 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com
My mum used to be a lot worse than she is now. I've been subtly training her. And I am moulding my little sister into a Decent Person. *g*

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