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[nny]

WHY AM I SO BLOODY ENGLISH?

I can't tell these people beside me to shut the fuck up, despite the fact that we're in a fucking library, to all intents and purposes, and they WILL NOT SHUT UP!

Comments

[museofswearing.livejournal.com]

Throw paper airplanes with "PLEASE BE QUIET" written on them. Or rocks.

Just show them this

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

Dear people next to Nny,

<b>DO BLOODY SHUT UP</B>

[wickedtrue.livejournal.com]

HELLO. THE RUDE SOUTHERN AMERICAN SAYS SHUT YOUR HOLE. HAVE A NICE DAY NOW. AND YA'LL DON'T COME BACK NOW, YA HEAR?

Now, just turn the monitor their way. It'll fix everything. *is so so smart with no sleep*

Re: <b>DO BLOODY SHUT UP</B>

[scarah2.livejournal.com]

So. Much. Icon love.

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

I suspect that's the reason I have so many various "get the hell away from me" icons. Suppressed rage, y'know.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

Pretend to be American for a few minutes. We never seem to have any trouble butting in to places we don't belong. ;)

*pats* Too bad there isn't a mute button for life.

[ashen_key]

Ask them politely?

[the-gentleman.livejournal.com]

"I hate noisy people, poppet."



"You know what I want to do to noisy people, poppet?"

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"I hate noisy people, poppet."

<squeak>

"You know what I want to do to noisy people, poppet?"

<squeak?>

(say this bit really loudly)

"I want to kill noisy people, poppet."

(quieter)

"You're just a fucking sock puppet. You wouldn't understand. Now, pass the knife."


By this time, I guarantee that everybody will have not only shut up, but left the general vicinity.