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[nny]

Do you ever listen to religious people and think how embarrassed God must be? He should issue a kind of Adobe disclaimer.

INCORRECT: God hates gays.

CORRECT: Fundamentalist Christians hate gays. God would never discriminate in such a narrow minded manner. God hates everyone. Especially Adobe.

Comments

[chasing-laura.livejournal.com]

You are there and I am here at the very same time...

The point of this? There isn't one. There never is.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Aaw. I'll put in a good word for you with Himself, if you like. *g*

[chasing-laura.livejournal.com]

Oooh yes please.

*worships at the feet of the serene and indeed divine Beth*

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

All foreign exchange students try that excuse. It's very silly.

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

*would love to send you a link to a yousendit.com upload of the song "God Thinks" by Voltaire, but has only just now remembered that she does not in fact have this song anymore, and is thereby filled with woe until slightly squelchy*

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

*snort*

BWAHAHAHA

Dude, you better be around today to keep me sane. Because OMG IT'S TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSDAY!!!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

...what's wrong with Tuesdays?

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

Nothing's wrong with Tuesdays. Selkie's coming in tonight!!!! *bouncebouncebounce*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

YAY!

And I'm going to Ireland in two days...

Dude, that's so cool. It'll be ace!

[yakalskovich]

God hates Adobe because they try and tell us how to use language. Trademarks become hoursehold words. To hoover is a verb, even if the vacuum cleaner used is made by Siemens. To google is a verb, even if the search engine used is A9. To photoshop is a verb, even if the software used is Paintshop Pro. Get over it already, Adobe!

Calling that incorrect is against the natural laws of linguistics, and God hates people who try to break natural laws. Especially as there are natural laws in linguistics, as there are in physics. Unlike in sex. Where there so totally aren't any.

You can't break laws of nature, of course. Because they just are. Adobe could just es well try and ask the tide to please go up and down no longer. So here we have a modern instance of Xerxes floggin the sea.-

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[r-becca.livejournal.com]

Do you read Sinfest? Cause this (http://www.sinfest.net/comics/sf20041123.gif) seems kinda appropriate.

[museofswearing.livejournal.com]

*giggles*