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Jan. 16th, 2005 07:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nnyHOW DO SUCH BIG AND SPIKY THINGS GET INTO MY SOCKS?!
No, really. How? Are socks permeable? I mean, okay, sand in your socks after doing a long jump, I can kinda see. Water makes sense. Chewing gum is probably some kind of poetic justice after spitting in the street. But you cannot tell me that this BIG AND SPIKY PLASTIC TAG got into my sock by fucking osmosis.
It's a sad day when you realise your socks hate you.
No, really. How? Are socks permeable? I mean, okay, sand in your socks after doing a long jump, I can kinda see. Water makes sense. Chewing gum is probably some kind of poetic justice after spitting in the street. But you cannot tell me that this BIG AND SPIKY PLASTIC TAG got into my sock by fucking osmosis.
It's a sad day when you realise your socks hate you.
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Date: 2005-01-15 11:58 pm (UTC)Best mental image ever. (Well, for a given value of 'best.')
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Date: 2005-01-16 06:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-17 11:30 am (UTC)Meanwhile, I shall sit here and giggle like an idiot at the mental image of plastic tags getting in socks via osmosis... *biology geek*