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I don't believe Jesus was the son of God. I don't believe he rose from the dead. I think too much focus is placed on the miracles, and I think that's a bad thing. Because sooner or later, in all likelihood, someone will find Jesus' grave, and there will be a war. And the people in charge, the Christians in charge, have nookelar weapons.

I do believe Jesus existed, and I believe he had a lot of interesting and sensible things to say. I think a lot of what he said, and a lot of how Paul interpreted it is completely outdated- it's two thousand years old. Jesus updated what Moses had said, because it was outdated, because the people hadn't been ready to hear what he had to say; maybe it's time for another update, only no one would believe a 'messiah' today. Because they think a book is more important than an ideal.

So I'm not going to say "Christ is risen." I'm not going to say "he is risen indeed! Hallelujah!" You have never heard a less enthusiastic 'hallelujah' than British Christians, I'm telling you that now. What I will say is this- under all the religion, under all the pomp and circumstance and draped altars and robes and sceptres and stained glass windows and collection plates and sunday schools and mini tombs, there's a simple message. And that's what I'm going to be thinking about, today. The bits of it I'm not asleep, anyway.

In essence Jesus said, like Bill and Ted, "be excellent to each other." It's as simple as that.

Although Jesus didn't play air guitar.

Date: 2005-03-27 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biichan.livejournal.com
Although Jesus didn't play air guitar.

But he SHOULD have :D

Date: 2005-03-27 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velyrhorde.livejournal.com
HEY!!! Were you there?? I think not ... how do you KNOW Jesus didn't play air guitar??!

I happen to think Jesus invented rock music ... :P

Date: 2005-03-27 10:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistlefinch.livejournal.com
Dude, Jesus WOULD have played air guitar, if he knew what it was.

*breaks out teh icon*

Date: 2005-03-27 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soupytwist.livejournal.com
Maybe the new Messiah will play air guitar. Possibly that's why the previous times of telling people to be nice haven't worked - they hadn't got
stairway to heaven' yet. *snerk*

Date: 2005-03-27 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com
Dude. There were thirteen young guys running around in the desert. Don't even tell me one of them didn't air lute the latest ballad after a good night of drinking and horseplay.

What? I just happen to have a very tongue-in-cheek view of the longest lad's night in recorded history. ;)

Date: 2005-03-27 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raggedass-road.livejournal.com
What I will say is this - under all the religion...there's a simple message. And that's what I'm going to be thinking about, today. The bits of it I'm not asleep, anyway.

Word. Think I'll join you in that.

Date: 2005-03-28 01:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ashen_key
Although Jesus didn't play air guitar

No, that was Judas' job. :D

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