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[nny]

Ever have that thing where you're like OMG I DESIRE HAM so you go to the fridge and giggle because god, even when you were a vegetarian you were the worst vegetarian ever, but now there's no reason at all not to indulge the ham desire, the ham desire which is far too strong for accouterments or accessories and just involves rolling the ham up into a tube, and then you're like HEE HAM CIGAR which is all kinds of hilarious because the bisexuality is frankly theoretical most of the time except for a few male celebrities (OMG MARK SHEPPARD, PATERSON JOSEPH, SRSLY) but this just proves that you're totally the worst lesbian ever, too...?

Ever have that?

Yeah.

XD

Comments

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I see you went with the beer.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I did, but I haven't opened it yet?

:D