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[nny]

Hokay! Quick fix solution!

How in the holy hell can I earn money in order to buy HP: HBP? I don't want to have to avoid my f-list forever.



Best/most ridiculous suggestions get to request a drabble. XD

And if you've got time, pimp the request. I want ideas, dammit!

*grins*

Comments

[shati.livejournal.com]

Sell ownership of your feet.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Sell stuff on ebay? Boring but effective.

[runcible.livejournal.com]

First off, hide in the luggage rack of an airline heading for a small country still ruled by monarchy and from there you can beat up some guards, take their uniforms and sneak inside the palace. Once inside, beat up a maid, take her outfit and spend the next two weeks posing as a sexy servant, all the while getting close to the king. After becoming one of his many wives, you can steal away by the moonlight with a ruby necklace he gave you after you promised to birth him a son.

Once back in your hometown, go to the nearest pawn shop and sell the necklace. I'm sure you could get a thousand bucks or so for it.

See, that takes care of what to do in the space of time it takes the fandom to read AND it gets you money. You can use that money to buy HBP and renew your paid account AND renew Aziraphale's account.

There's that or prostitution. But take it from a pro: $150 for a blowjob is asking a bit much if you're a beginner. Trust me on this one.

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

There's that or prostitution. But take it from a pro: $150 for a blowjob is asking a bit much if you're a beginner. Trust me on this one.

Back in high school, there was a girl who offered to give people blow jobs in the toilets for £1. When we all heard about this we couldn't stop laughing about it- as one girl said, "She obviously can't have been very good if it was only a pound!"

And 'Nny- you can always just steal a copy of the book. Sorted!

[manynames.livejournal.com]

Tell people your hamster broke a nail and you need them to paypal you money for the vet bill.

Alternatively, get adopted by an elderly billionaire, bump him off in the middle of the night and inherit his fortune.

[seshat1.livejournal.com]

Charge people for hugs. Then hug lots of people.

Or, make friends with someone who reads fast, and steal their copy when they are done. That's what my poor flatmates are doing. Of course, I'm not sure how I'm going to buy the book in the first place, ahaha.

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

Sell yourself to the zoo as the homo sapien exhibit.

[atdelphi.livejournal.com]

Sell your kidney on the black market.

What? You've got two.

Better yet, waylay a stranger in a bar, invite him back to your place, drug him, then sell his kidney.

[thistlefinch.livejournal.com]

Dude, the easiest thing to do is stand on a streetcorner with a sign saying "I NEED MONEY TO BUY THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK".

Ten to one, someone will give you money.

[vivien]

Lemonade stand!!!!

[tea-and-snark.livejournal.com]

Storm into the bookstore, demand that you are Stubby(ette) Boardman, and that you will exact restitution for the slander performed upon you by the false reports of your identity as Sirius Black, and then take a copy of HBP as your payment.

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

...Or you could just let me buy you a copy, which I will do, if you want.

[(Anonymous)]

You wait until Saturday, when it shows up on your doorstep.

Signed,

The Harry Potter Fairy

[malachan.livejournal.com]

Write drabbles or make icons for cash!

[la-rainette.livejournal.com]

Well, I've seen other offers above, but I'll add mine nevertheless: I'd happily buy you the book... :)

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, the Harry Potter fairy has already arranged for the book to be delivered.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Who in the what in the hell in the how?

*flails* I have no idea what to say! Oh bloody hell, you have no idea how grateful I am.

I wasn't hinting, I swear!

Oh, man, thank you so much.

[danceswchopstck.livejournal.com]

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