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[nny]

My ears are itchy. Of all the parts of my body, why my ears? I blame earrings. Maybe I should wear them more often than every six weeks.

Home is bearable so far, but have not seen siblings yet. Except G. And we know I can get on with her.

Why do I want to write C&tCF fic without Willy Wonka in? It's like... missing the whole point!

Anyone here? I would welcome comment conversations. I shall most likely be archiving for a while, so. Say hi!

ETA: Scratch archiving. I shall merely pootle about.

Urgh. Dial-up.

Comments

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

I get itchy ears too. I have no idea why. it's very strange, and almost makes me think that the whole "they get hot and itchy when somebody's TALKING ABOUT YOU OMG" thing might be true, except it's such transparent bollocks. Hmm.

Also, hi. :) *random hugs because you clearly deserve them*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*random hugs returned because you smell good*

You look like Steven Fry in my head, because I am never sure which is you in your photos. So in my head you are an additional person who is invisible to cameras and looks like Stephen Fry. I understand if this is not as pleasing to you as it is to me.

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

And I actually do right now cause I just showered and also put on this really nice perfume. Clearly, you have some kind of psychic connection with my hygeine habits. (Which is kind of creepy, but never mind, hee.)

And lots of people think I look like the Fry, which amuses me vastly, cause I'm just about the opposite, being short and blonde and female. Heh. (If you actually want to know, I look like this (http://pics.livejournal.com/soupytwist/pic/0000hqx0/g2), and sometimes like this (http://pics.livejournal.com/soupytwist/pic/0001yad8/) and sometimes like this (http://pics.livejournal.com/soupytwist/pic/0001zyx4/g2). :) If you don't, I am quite excited at actually having some mystique to preserve, so. Heh.)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Aaw you so cute! But even though I know what you look like you will still be associated with Stephen in my head which is No Bad Thing, I think.

See, what you need now is a Sidekick. With an Alan Davies icon.

*snickers*

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

I can live with that. :D (And I totally tried to get Liz to have loads of Alan Davies icons, and she mocked me. Heheh. But he's so cute and puppylike!)

Also, I think you really, really need to write the GO/CatCF crossover, because omg, of course Crowley was behind the Golden Ticket thing (maybe he is Wonka in disguise?... which would, I think, win some kind of crazy meta award, right after the DT/Frefly awesomeness) and then Aziraphale made him hire the Oompa Loompas, who Crowley then taught to sing creepy songs in retaliation, and then Aziraphale... made it so he was at the newsagents where Charlie bought the chocolate?

[villainny.livejournal.com]

No no, Aziraphale dropped the 50p. *nods* Crowley was promoting greed, gluttony, envy etc.

Speaking of meta, though...

I have the worst worst WORST fic bunny in my head. I should be SHOT.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Let the bunny OUT!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*sighs*

Probably.

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's a better idea, yes. And Crowley would definitely approve of an idea which only required him to put some shiny paper in chooclate packets, but which then made people go crazy. Whee!

And nonono, you should share the wealth! Bunnies are made for sharing. Unless they're Winnie the Pooh/Piglet or something, anyway.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I will not talk about my Winnie the Pooh theories. It is For The Best.

But the bunny? Involves Aziraphale with a wooden tennis racket and baggy knee length shorts and an amiable expression taking on Peter Colt at tennis. And somehow, don't ask me how, bloody Chaucer is commentating. I say again, I should be shot. XD

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Write. It.

And then we shall read it and squee for the Bettanyfied goodness you rain on us...

[villainny.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE EVIL! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP ME!

On the other hand, excuse to watch Wimbledon again. Hmm.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

*Polishes Evil badge*

Oooh...Watch it again.

*loves that movie*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*weeps piteously*

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

*Pets*

You don't have to watch the pretty Paul Bettany movie...

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I forget why I was complaining. I think it was the WRONGNESS of Chaucer being involved.

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Meh...

Jousting, tennis...it all amounts to the same thing...

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Great great great great great great lots of grandnephew. Or. Something.

*looks shifty*

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

That kind of talent must be genetic...

[villainny.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Gratuitous Nudity runs in the family? XD

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

Don't see why it wouldn't...

*Envisions nude tennis commentating...A sport all its own...*

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Dude, dude, no, that's genius. :D Possibly evil genius, but still, dude! Aziraphale playing tennis against Peter Colt... it has to happen. And there can never be enough Naked Chaucer, although plausible reasons for his presence might be a bit harder to find. (Hmm... strange time-travelling monkeys kidnapped him... no...)

In short: OMG BETTANY FEST HELL YEAH

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Clearly you were the wrong person to ask.

*dies laughing*

I don't reckon I can get Chaucer in there, but the other part is a distinct possibility. And I shall be forever shunned from lower_tadfield.

Also?

Mmmmmprettyicon.

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Heh. (Current theory: the Knights Tale universe is actually on another planet, where he meets the Stargate people, who then bring him back through with them for his sheer awesomeness, and then somehow Aziraphale's in America and meets him and... ok, I'm getting disturbingly close to writing this myself, oh dear, LOL.)

And thankee. :D *likes it too. mmm.*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

WRITE IT!

At least then I will not be alone in the shunned-by-polite-society part.