In which Nny decides she needs a list of enemies

[nny]

MY ENEMIES
(by Nny, aged 23 and a little bit)

- Showers, and the slipperiness thereof. Evil scheming plotting with the plastic bottoms of baths. BASTARDS!
- Anne Rice. She is safe to have as an enemy because she is too busy pretending to be Jesus to make time to come kill me with her evil Mary Sue DEATH RAYS.
- schiarire because she wants to be on the list and she would make a formidable enemy and I don't want her on my bad side. Which... somewhere there's something wrong with that...
- Big mugs. My mouth is too small, or my mug is too big, or something that makes it impossible not to quaff my tea.
- fahye because me and Ji have conclusively proved that she is God, or should be God, or looks like God, and I therefore blame her for EVERYTHING.
- AOL.
- the Inland Revenue. Sassafrasn 'emergency tax'.
- Jennifer Connelly.
- For that matter, quite possibly Russell Crowe. *looks innocent*
- copinggoggles BECAUSE she has better ideas than me and SHE IS SO MY ENEMY SHE'S GETTING WRITTEN ON THE LIST IN PEN SO SHE WILL NEVER COME OFF! AND I WILL TATTOO HER NAME ON ME LIKE THAT GUY IN MEMENTO!


that's all I can think of just now. This may be added to during the day.

Comments

[sophistry]

>:O!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE GOING ON MY ENEMIES LIST FOR STEALING MY ENEMIES LIST IDEA.

OMG.

I HATE YOU.

ENEMY.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA I AM UNREPENTANT!

OMG!

YOU SO CAN HATE ME, 'COS YOU ARE SO GOING ON THE LIST.

IN PEN!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I'm going to go around describing myself as 'omniculpable' now.

Dork.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

Totally totally. Also, happy birthmas.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

:O

I love you. Get onto AIM so I can be gratitudinous.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Me! Because, uh... we never finished that wall-sex log? XD

[dramaturgca.livejournal.com]

I come bearing a wee giftie of Paul Bettany ass, that I may not be placed upon the Enemy List...

[parke-matru.livejournal.com]

Nice! All I have are Ted Rami and the people who wrote that ripoff sucky Hamster Huey book and claim it's a Calvin and Hobbes tie-in. . . and both have given me personal insults, so not bad.

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

Can't I be on the list for making horrible mental images?

Melting genitals anyone?

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

Hah. You didn't know this was a meme, didja?
*Ganks*

[ygrane.livejournal.com]

MWUHAHAHAHA!

Not on the Enemy List yet!

*innocents about innocently*