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[nny]

I do not understand how I can just not fancy an entire city. Seriously. I've been here three years and there is not one person that I want to shag. WTF?

Some days I think it's not even just Cardiff. It's like... the entire human race. (With the possible exception of Paul Bettany).

I fear there is something seeeeeriously wrong with me.




ETA: Okay, so Jock Jock just listed a bunch of famous people I fancy, which I'll admit. It's just... when you get people who are THERE with their breathing and their pores and their fingernails and whatever... I just reckon I'm better with gay cartoon tennis players.

Y'know?

Comments

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Clearly you need to come to London and meet ME.

*is vain*

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*snickers quietly*

This, I'm not going to argue with. I have yet to see whether or not it is related. XD

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

*snork* I doubt it will be in the event, since Teh Derek is not really terribly Paul Bettany to look at on. On the other hand, I have it on good authority that I am Good Fun. :)

[cantabile.livejournal.com]

Did you see the cause of the furore last night in Albany Road? Apparently Cash Generator was raided. We finally managed to get a policeman to call this evening, 24 hours later!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

And yet there were two policemen in the dixie chicken today, looking all threatening and barring the doors.

Perhaps they were merely hungry.

[midnight-violet.livejournal.com]

WAS NOT JUST FAMOUS PEOPLE. hmph. you're just weird and bethroth'ed to the british museum reading room.

[venivincere]

Mada mada dane.